Pelindaba Property Picks
Unbelievable! Hot new plots on the market! Come and get yourself a scorcher of a deal!
Owner in a hurry to sell!
This idyllic land has been kept safely in goverment hands for decades, and now, for reasons beyond the scope of this advertisement, they are keen to transfer ownership.
Wide vistas, glowing sunsets, and very few remaining moles, make this the perfect spot for a vibrant suburban development.
Make the deal
of your half-life!
Are you poor, uneducated, and on or below the poverty line,
with no hope of being able to afford legal advice? If so, YOU may be the ideal
buyer for this land.
SPECIAL: Free decontamination kit to first ten buyers!