Beer is the Best!
Wine is Ok
But Beer is the best
I've tried it down South
In the East and the West
Wine is quite cool
But Beer, it is tops
The vine it is good
But I prefer hops!
Wine is so-so
But Beer is so nice!
Its more than a habit
And less than a vice
'cos when quaffing a beer
Everything's fine
I can't say the same
Of sipping some wine
So what is the point
Of these verses you say
What is the point
Of writing this way?
To which I reply
With a lopsided leer
You'd only know that
After drinking some Beer!